ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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