is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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