Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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