Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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