Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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