I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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