Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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