so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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