you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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