She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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