Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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only you would photoshop your dick
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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