I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
third nipple confirmed
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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