No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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