the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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