Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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