do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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