I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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