Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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