He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You ruined the universe
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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