I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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