Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
