You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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