so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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