Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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