Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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