So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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