i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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