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I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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