Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
