She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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