He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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