You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
