honey bunches of taint.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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