Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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