i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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