Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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