thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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