Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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