if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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