You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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