How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
should my penis look like a turkey
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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