My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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