nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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