If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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