Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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