I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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