We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize