White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
