OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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