I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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