So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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