We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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