Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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