There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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