what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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